Fortunately the organisers have rustled up a dozen or so hapless souls, who listen intently as I give them the spiel about my books and my previous life as a tabloid hack. As usual, it's the latter that interests them most - so I ditch my notes and keep them entertained with stories about Sam Fox and space aliens.
One old dame, named Beryl, thinks I am "a very funny lad, who likes a laugh." She wonders if I have any plans to write a "funny book". She even has a title: Carry On Killing.
I promise to mention it to my editor.
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